A cucumber doesn't have hands when it's desperate.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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- A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- It's easy to drop a cucumber. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - A cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
