No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
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-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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- No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - You always know where your cucumber has been.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't ask, How was it?
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber will never leave you for another woman.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than... - A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
Reasons why cucumbers are better than...
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- In America, any boy may become president and I suppose that's just one
of the risks he takes.
Adlai... - Anything worth doing is
worth... - Liberals _do_ have one redeeming characteristic -
mortality....... - DEATH
Death is the ending of life. But do we really know what death
involves?
No, of course not, that's a stupid question. Only a... - I found out why my car was humming.
It had forgotten the words...
