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• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
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• You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• You always know where your cucumber has been. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
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• A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...