You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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- No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - You always know where your cucumber has been. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- A cucumber won't leave you for a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
- With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me... - With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
