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• Well, ladies, I've got some good news and some bad news.
  The good news is that your dates are here." "What's the bad news?...
• Bad news drives good news out of the media. -- Lee Loevinge
• The good news is: I'm a perfectionist. The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
• No news is good news.
• Professor: "Good news, everyone, the university is bringing me up on disclipinary charges.
  Wait, that's not good news at all....
• A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results.
  ..... "We got some good news and some bad news sir....
• Bad news, drivers. There's an overturned melon truck on the interstate.
  Oh, it's a mess. There's lots of rubber-necking and melon wrestling going on, folks....
• Bad news travels fast.
• There is news.