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• [moaning] Oh! The Elves! The Elves! -- Quasi-Bart-o, "Some Enchanted Evening
• This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky. We've got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people.
  Traffic going waaaay back in both directions. And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, because I just dropped my bagel....
• Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
• Kent: Oh, we have lots of names for these people. Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.
  We'd like to sweep these people into the gutter, or if they're already in the gutter, to some other out-of-the-way place....
• Spinach, carrot, and a melon - a meal fit for a nurse!
• Homer: Lousy traffic jams...[laughs] the traffic report will get me out of this one.
  [turns on KBBL] Arnie: [from a helicopter] This is Arnie Pie!...
• Aye-aye, Mambo-Man! -- Bart, "Some Enchanted Evening
• Clerk: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service!
  Homer: Hello, this is Mr... Sam-son. Clerk: Did your wife just call a second ago?...
• Prostitues for pleasure, concubines for service, wives for breeding.
  ('and a melon for ecstacy' is sometimes added...)...