A Dukakis Aide Walked Into The Meeting With The Poll Results From The Quayle-Bentsen Debate And Presented Dukakis With The Results.

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A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the
Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results......

"We got some good news and some bad news sir. The good news is that Bentsen
won the debate hands down and it looks like 80 percent of those polled would
vote for the democratic ticket."

"well, that's great news! What could be so bad after hearing news like that?"

"Almost all of that 80 percent said they would shoot you after the election."

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