A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the
Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results......
"We got some good news and some bad news sir. The good news is that Bentsen
won the debate hands down and it looks like 80 percent of those polled would
vote for the democratic ticket."
"well, that's great news! What could be so bad after hearing news like that?"
"Almost all of that 80 percent said they would shoot you after the election."
Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results......
"We got some good news and some bad news sir. The good news is that Bentsen
won the debate hands down and it looks like 80 percent of those polled would
vote for the democratic ticket."
"well, that's great news! What could be so bad after hearing news like that?"
"Almost all of that 80 percent said they would shoot you after the election."
Related:
- Well, ladies, I've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that your dates are here." "What's the bad news?... - Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
- which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby
Carrot.
One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic.... - Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
"The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them.... - The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain,
knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the
Commandments.
Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said.... - A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.
I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news.... - No news is good news.
