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• There is news.
• Bad news drives good news out of the media. -- Lee Loevinge
• The good news is: I'm a perfectionist. The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
• Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
• Good news seldom if ever arrives by registered mail.
• You will be made happy by receipt of good news.
• Well, ladies, I've got some good news and some bad news.
  The good news is that your dates are here." "What's the bad news?...
• Professor: "Good news, everyone, the university is bringing me up on disclipinary charges.
  Wait, that's not good news at all....
• ews: gotcha