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  It is like a fast arrow, taking the most direct and speediest route....
• An empty bus travels fast.
• Bart: [upset] The burglar even took my stamp collection.
  Lisa: _You_ had a stamp collection? [Homer, Marge, and Lisa laugh their heads off] [The phone ring...
• News always travels by the fastest available route. -- Major Whitey Ardmore
• Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
• Homer: [timid] Is it a pool yet? Lisa: [tired] Yes, Dad.
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• Bad news drives good news out of the media. -- Lee Loevinge
• The good news is: I'm a perfectionist. The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
• Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.