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• Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
• No news is good news.
• Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet.
  Professor "Why can't they go today?" "Because tonight's a special night, and I want all of you to be alive....
• Professor: "Good news, everyone. Several years ago I tried to log onto AOL, and it just went through.
  Whee! We're online....
• Good news, everyone." -Professor "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
  Bender "You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisaw....
• Bad news drives good news out of the media. -- Lee Loevinge
• The good news is: I'm a perfectionist. The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
• Lisa: Wait Dad! Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat meat!
  I've got enough gazpacho for everyone. [Crowd murmurs....
• It is good news, worthy of all acceptation; and yet not too good to be true.
  -- Mathew Henry (1662-1714) -- Commentaries, Timothy i...