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• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
• Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
  Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....
• Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
  Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
• Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
  Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
• Why don't you just come move in with me?" -Bender "Really?
  That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing?...
• Old robot: What are ye doing? Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
  Old robot: Ye think me be he? Bender: Si. Old robot: Nee. I mean, no....
• Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
  Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off....
• Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.
  Amy: No, let's buy internet stock. Zoidberg: On margin!...