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• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
• Leela: "We've blown out one of our engines." Fry
  Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it... fix it, fix it, fix it!...
• DNA guy: Ooh, nice eyelash. Yours? Wiggum: No. We need to find out who it belonged to.
  We want a DNA test. DNA guy: Ooh, ooh, ee, ooh, ooh, that takes, uh, eight to ten weeks....
• Wow, so this is a real TV station, huh." -Fry "Well, it's a Fox affiliate.
  TV worker guy "What are you showing right now?...
• Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
  Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
• Fry: What's with the eye?
• Fry: Whoah. Check out that guy. He makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzalez.
• Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice.
  .. Bender: Thank you. Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet....
• Who was that guy?" -Fry "Your momma! Now shut up and drag me to work." -Bende