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• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• Good lord. What is this?" -Fry "It's the decaying ruins of old New York.
  Welcome home, pal!" -Bende...
• Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
  Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
• Fry: "I'm not prejudiced." Bender: "Ah, save it for the cross-burning, Adolf.
• Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?" -Fry "Right." -Bender "Ahhh!" -Fry
• Fry: Where's Captain Bender? Off catastrophizing some other planet?
• Bender: Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave-robbing. Bender: I'll get my kit!