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• Fry: Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
• Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what I need to be happy, and it's not friends, it's things.
  Fry...
• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• Michelle: You expect me to live in a tiny little hole?
  Fry: It'd be deeper, but I'm standing on a gopher....
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
  You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
• I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
  You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
• Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
  Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....