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• Fry: I've only got two fantasies left: to be invisible in a chocolate factory, and to be romantically linked to a celebrity.
  Bender: I could pound your head 'til you think that's what happened. Fry: Okay....
• The only advantage of old age is that you can sing while you brush your teeth.
• Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry "Bath what?
  Bender "Bathroom." -Fry "What room?" -Bender "Bathroom!...
• Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke.
• Bender: I need a calculator. Fry: You are a calculator. Bender: I need a good calculator.
• I refuse to fight! I'm a concientious objector." -Bender "A what?
  Fry "You know, a coward." -Bende...
• You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. -- Cucumbers are Bette
• Fry: "Do you have anything else for him?" Contess de la Roca
  Lovely, isn't it?" Bender: "Yeah, but only 93% as lovely as you....