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• Why have cake if you can't eat it too..?
• Would yee both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood (c.
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• You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
  xliii...
• (You can have your cake) XOR (You can eat your cake)
• One condition is basic for an spontaneous public speech, and that is that one spend perhaps the better part of a month preparing it, editing it and then reducing it.
  One should never speak for twenty minutes when one has a thirty second idea....
• I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck.
  I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?...
• Homer: Dad, I have a problem. Abe: Why did you come to me?
  I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks....
• Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
  If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
• You can have your cake and eat it too, if you only eat half.