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• You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
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• You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too. -- Ayn Rand
• Why have cake if you can't eat it too..?
• Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood
• Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Would yee both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood (c.
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• The nation that once held the creed that greatness is achieved by production is now told that it is achieved by squalor .
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• Your mind is the part of you that says, "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?
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