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• Why have cake if you can't eat it too..?
• (You can have your cake) XOR (You can eat your cake)
• You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too. -- Ayn Rand
• You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
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• The nation that once held the creed that greatness is achieved by production is now told that it is achieved by squalor .
  .. You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it, too. -- Francisco d'Anconia...
• You can't eat your friends and have them too.
• No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood
• Your mind is the part of you that says, "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?
  ... and then, twenty minutes later, says, "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!...