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• You know your son is growing up when he looks at a girl the way he used to look at chocolate cake.
• What did you do when the ship sank? I grabbed a cake of soap and washed myself ashore.
• A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.
• Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. Who cares?
• As JFK once said: "I am a chocolate covered doughnut.
• Some months ago I saw a man breaking a loaf of whole-wheat bread and tossing the pieces at pigeons.
  I was curious and I asked him, "Why whole-wheat bread?...
• Would yee both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood (c.
  1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. ix...
• The philosophy exam was a piece of cake---which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.