Homer: Dad, I have a problem.
Abe: Why did you come to me? I don't know nothin'. I used to get by
on my looks. Now they're gone...withered away like an old piece
of fruit...[cries]
Homer: Are you done?
-- Homer, sympathy king, "Lisa's First Word"
Abe: Why did you come to me? I don't know nothin'. I used to get by
on my looks. Now they're gone...withered away like an old piece
of fruit...[cries]
Homer: Are you done?
-- Homer, sympathy king, "Lisa's First Word"
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