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• You can have your cake and eat it too, if you only eat half.
• (You can have your cake) XOR (You can eat your cake)
• You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too. -- Ayn Rand
• No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Here on earth I'll have my cake Gonna eat it too, make no mistake 'Cause if it's a question of to be or not to be I'll put on my boots and go see what I can see.
  -- Crash Test Dummie...
• The nation that once held the creed that greatness is achieved by production is now told that it is achieved by squalor .
  .. You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it, too. -- Francisco d'Anconia...
• You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap.
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• Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
  -- Bobby Kelto...
• Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? -- John Heywood