The Mainframe Needs To Rest. It's Getting Old, You Know.

The Mainframe Needs To Rest. It's Getting Old, You Know.

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The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.

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You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
-- Jeanne Phillip...
You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars behind you turn on their lights.
You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
You know you're getting old when what you call "life" is what others deem "nostalgia.
You know you're getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate.
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
-- Hy Gardne...
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -- Bob Hope
You know how you tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
-- Red Skelto...
You know, Jimmy's Taglines are actually getting acceptable.