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• Reckless Driver: A motorist who passes you on the highway in spite of all you do to prevent it.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
• Fat is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit.
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...
• He also brought you the speed bump [cheer!] The dip sign [cheer!
  ] The fifteen mile per hour speed limit on Main Street [boo!...
• It is when you take for yourself that you truly take.
• Why be influenced by a person when you already are one? -- Martin Mull
• Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit.