The Laws Of Physics Change Every Thurday Night. -- Pickett's First Law Of Scientific Research

The Laws Of Physics Change Every Thurday Night. -- Pickett's First Law Of Scientific Research

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The laws of physics change every Thurday night.
-- Pickett's First Law of Scientific Research

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