One Time A Cop Pulled Me Over For Running A Stop Sign.

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• One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
  He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
• I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
  '. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime.
  So I ordered French Toast in the Rennaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
  I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours....
• The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Steven Wrigh...