One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you
see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
-- Steven Wright
see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
-- Steven Wright
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