I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit
here is 50 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going
that far.'.
-- Stephen Wright
here is 50 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going
that far.'.
-- Stephen Wright
Related:
- I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do
you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh... - I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had
to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights.... - One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the
speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh... - One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.... - One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.... - The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car
keys.
I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while.... - A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so
fast?
' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator.... - I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly].... - I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...

