I Got Pulled Over By A Cop, And He Said, 'do You Know The Speed Limit Here Is 50 Miles Per Hour?

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  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
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  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
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  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...
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  He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
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  He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
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  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
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  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....
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  The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...