I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit
here is 50 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going
that far.'.
-- Stephen Wright
here is 50 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going
that far.'.
-- Stephen Wright
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