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• I'm not paranoid, everyone IS out to get me!
• Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
• I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
• Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!
• Remember, the fact that you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you!
• A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
  Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help....
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• I'm not as paranoid as you tell you everyone I am.
• Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
  The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet....