Make A Joke And I Will Sigh And You Will Laugh And I Will Cry Happiness I Cannot Feel And Love To Me Is So Unreal.
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal.
-- Black Sabbath "Paranoid"
I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n secure!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I hate it when people call me paranoid. It makes me feel persecuted.
When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
In those whom I like, I can find no common denominato
in those whom I love I can: they all make me laugh. -- W. H. Auden (1907-1973) - American poe...
Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love.
[out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me....