I Am NOT Paranoid! And Why Are You Always Watching Me??
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
Homer: Marge, will you marry me? Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
-- The best reason of all, "A Milhouse Divided...
Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
Why am I lying on the floor. In this undignified position, with the four of you standing over me, displaying expressions of.
.. -- Data, "The Schizoid Man", stardate 42437.5...
Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did....
I am the one you warned me of...
I am Julian of Borg - But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you?
You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with gasoline. -- Paul Provenza...
And you don't resent it? The VISOR or being blind? Since they are both part of me and I really like who I am, why should I resent them?
-- Scholar and Geordi, "Loud as a Whisper", stardate 42477.2...
The problem with losing stuff is that it always happens when you're not watching.
Of course if you were watching I guess the stuff wouldn't get lost, would it....