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• I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. -- Steven Wrigh
• I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. -- S. Wrigh
• While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
  They put it in _exactly_ the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
• I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  .. on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
  .." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
• I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.
  .. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane....