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  'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him, I'd say, "Here, Stay, here.
  .." but he got wise to that. Now when I call him he ignores me and just keeps on typing....
• I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
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• Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
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• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
• Constant change is here to stay.
• I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any questio
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• An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought. CAMERON
• Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caeser, not to groove him.
  The square kicks some cats are on stay with them; The hip bits, like, go down unde...