I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay.

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• I bought a dog the other day. I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.
  'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane...
• I have a dog; I named him Stay. So when I'd go to call him,
  I'd say, "Here, Stay, here..." but he got wise to that...
• I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.
  He was fun when he was a puppy. I named him Stay....
• Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
  [tries to laugh, then moans] Sorry about this kids...
• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat...
• Constant change is here
  to stay...
• I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any questions ,
  I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling...
• An honest politician is one who when he is bought will
  stay bought. ...
• Friends, Romans, Hipsters, Let me clue you in; I come to put down Caeser,
  not to groove him. The square kicks some cats are on...