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• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  ..on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• Some people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths. -- Stephen Wrigh
• A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
  -- Steve Wrigh...
• I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid of me.
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• I'd get my mind from the gutter but I'm afraid of heights.