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• I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
  So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.
  ' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime.
  So I ordered French Toast in the Rennaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu.
  The headwaiter said, Don't I know you? -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put instant coffee in a microwave, and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...