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• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold outside.
  The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees today,' and I said 'Oops....
• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
  The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80 degrees today," and I said "Oops....
• For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  .. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out... -- Stephen Wrigh...
• A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
  First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour....
• I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... -- Stephen Wrigh
• 24-hour banking? I haven't got time for that." -- Stephen Wrigh