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• I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. -- Steven Wrigh
• I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
  '. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... -- Stephen Wrigh
• I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
  So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.
  I think I've forgotten this before. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I put instant coffee in a microwave, and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh