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• We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
  But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorthy Parke...