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• My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks he's GOD.
• The biologist thinks he is a chemist, The chemist thinks he is a physicist, The physicist thinks he is a God, And God thinks She is a mathematician.
  -- Paula Thompso...
• If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorthy Parke...
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
• Thinks he's worth.
• God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS.
• Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.
  -- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark...
• An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.