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• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorthy Parke...
• Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly.
• Paster Crosstalk: What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being unclean?
  Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises....
• A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts in the case.
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Skinner: Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free!
  Woman: Hmph, new ownership. [points to sign] ["Diz-Nee Historical Park...
• Of course, you know what your great discovery means, don't you Percy?
  Perhaps, my lord... That you, Percy, Lord Percy......
• Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
  Bart: [looking at him] I didn't take it. Homer: Why you little -- [strangles him] How can you look me in the eye and lie like that?...