Bart: There is just no pleasing a girl like that! [musses hair] All
that unnecessary behaving...[smears dirt on himself] I'm all
tense through the chestal area! I need relief.
[sees "Scotchtoberfest" sign and Willy playing the bagpipes]
Willy: Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned
a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to
blind your opponent with luxury.
[Bart ties balloons to his kilt; it lifts to reveal his shame]
Willy: [seeing people look away] Ach! 'Tis no more than what God gave
me, you puritan pukes!
-- Bart lets loose, "Bart's Girlfriend"
that unnecessary behaving...[smears dirt on himself] I'm all
tense through the chestal area! I need relief.
[sees "Scotchtoberfest" sign and Willy playing the bagpipes]
Willy: Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned
a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to
blind your opponent with luxury.
[Bart ties balloons to his kilt; it lifts to reveal his shame]
Willy: [seeing people look away] Ach! 'Tis no more than what God gave
me, you puritan pukes!
-- Bart lets loose, "Bart's Girlfriend"
Related:
- a chainsaw noise is heard]
Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little -- [thinking] No, no... - Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee.
[SLH does so]
Good catch,
boy! SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Jessica: Hi.
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica:
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble... - Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing
was,
it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared... - Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
[raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart... - Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?}
Skinner: {You'd better answer him,
Lisa. He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] ... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged... - Bart: People, people! It's time we all discussed the pool safety
rules!
Kids: [chanting] Jump, Bart, jump! Jump, Bart, jump...
