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It's The Worst Plan Since Abraham Lincoln Said, 'Oh, I'm Tired Of Kicking Around The House Tonight.
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It's the worst plan since Abraham Lincoln said, 'Oh, I'm tired of
kicking around the house tonight. Let's go take in a show.'
-- Edmund : Major Star
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