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• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Baldrick, why is half the front page missing? ...I don't know.
  You _do_ know, don't you. Yes. -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
  Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.
• From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
  Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
• Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
  What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
  -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• Alright, Baldrick. Let's try again. This is called 'Adding'.
  If I have two beans, and I add _two more_ beans, what do I have?...
• Well, there's Grand Duchess Sophia of Turin...we'll never get _her_ to marry him.
  Why not? Because she's _met_ him... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...