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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Mrs.B: If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.
  Marge: Couldn't we use just rouge for this? Mrs.B...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• 1) It's a lot more work than it looks. 2) You can't bluff your way through it.
  3) You don't want to have to look at the manual in the middle of it....
• 1] If at all possible, don't. Let someone else do it.
  2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and execute....
• You know you're in trouble when... (1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
  (2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. (3) Your income tax check bounces....
• Put your hard drive to your ear. Can you hear the C: ?
• I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...