I Am An Alcoholic, In Case Of An Emergency, Please Buy Me A Beer.
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
I am a Quaker. In case of emergency, please be quiet.
A large pizza, and a case of beer to go, please.
Non-Alcoholic Beer -- Oxymoro
I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium.
In case of an emergency, administer Chocolate
In case of emergency read manual.
I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
Please bear with me. I am slightly shell shocked.
Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.