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• I do not take drugs -- I am drugs. -- Salvador Dali
• Stay with me flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love. -- Song of Solomon 2:5
• Marge: Homey, I -- Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful.
  For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is....
• I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
• Please bear with me. I am slightly shell shocked.
• Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
• I'm sick of liberals...Hillary, am I covered for that?
• Please don't feed the animals!
• Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies.
  If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever....