Please Bear With Me. I Am Slightly Shell Shocked.
Please bear with me. I am slightly shell shocked.
I am just slightly to the right of Vlad the Impale
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me. -- A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
I am Yogi Bear's Greatest Fan!
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong. -- John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m....
Quote #483 "You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong." -- John von Neumann [ on being phoned at 10 a.m.]...
To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle....