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  -- O. Nash, on the perfect husband...
• When you're up to your hips in alligators, You forget the original project was to drain the swamp.
• Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your head.
  -- Jack E. Leonard...
• When you fly, you will be seated next to one of the following type
  a greasy salesman on the make; a fat guy who takes up too much room and sweats a lo...
• I'm 33, single ... Don't you think it's a generalization you should be married at 33?
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• Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
  -- Ogden Nash...
• Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
  -- Joan Rive...