He Tells You When You've Got On Too Much Lipstick, And Helps You With Your Girdle When Your Hips Stick.

He Tells You When You've Got On Too Much Lipstick, And Helps You With Your Girdle When Your Hips Stick.

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He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick,
And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
-- O. Nash, on the perfect husband

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