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• You really are getting older if you can remember when the band could play on, even during a power outage.
• You know you have a small apartment when... you can have breakfast in bed without getting up to fix it.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• You are getting old if you can remember when Ethyl gas cost more because lead was added to the gas.
  Now, leaded gas costs less than regular gas. It is enough to make you fume!...
• You can be sure you're getting old when you forget the name you wanted to drop.
• You know you're getting old when what you call "life" is what others deem "nostalgia.
• You know how you tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
  -- Red Skelto...
• Why fart and waste it when you could burp and taste it?
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....