Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting?
Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding
Gums was a good friend to you. But nobody is really gone as long
as we remember them.
Homer: Lisa, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I
recommend getting a tattoo. It preserves the things you love.
[pulls up his sleeve]
"Starland Vocal Band"?! They suck!
Abe: [pointing to the birdbath] Death!
-- Here, there, and everywhere, "'Round Springfield"
Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding
Gums was a good friend to you. But nobody is really gone as long
as we remember them.
Homer: Lisa, honey, if you really want to preserve his memory, I
recommend getting a tattoo. It preserves the things you love.
[pulls up his sleeve]
"Starland Vocal Band"?! They suck!
Abe: [pointing to the birdbath] Death!
-- Here, there, and everywhere, "'Round Springfield"
Related:
- Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up?
Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
[clears his throat, reads] Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy.... - Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy!
BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG... - Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all.... - Lisa: Mom, I want to honor Bleeding Gums' memory but I don't know where
to start.
Marge: Maybe you could get the local jazz station to do a tribute to him, huh?... - Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study.
Ba
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test.... - Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I
didn't even notice.
Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof.... - Lisa: [crying] That is so sad.
Homer: Oh, come on, honey.
You know how it turns out. After all, you wouldn't be here today if I hadn't become the responsible head of a household....
