You Are Getting Old If You Can Remember When Ethyl Gas Cost More Because Lead Was Added To The Gas.

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You are getting old if you can remember when Ethyl gas cost more because
lead was added to the gas. Now, leaded gas costs less than regular gas. It
is enough to make you fume!

Now you are cooking with gas.
A cloud of gas puts you to sleep!
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
I'll drive you crazy, but you're paying for gas...
Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy?
Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? -- Homer Simpson Fear of Flying...
One of the first things you learn when the kids start to use the car is how far you can drive when the gas guage stands on empty.
You may be redneck... if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
You may be redneck... if you often shop for groceries at gas stations.
You may be redneck... if you use an oily rag for a gas-cap.

You Are Getting Old If You Can Remember When Ethyl Gas Cost More Because Lead Was Added To The Gas.

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