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• When people sit in front of you at a movie theater, never say, "Sit down in front.
  People don't bend that way. -- Jethro Bu...
• Rabbi Krustofsky: If you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive.
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• You really are getting older if you can remember when the band could play on, even during a power outage.
• You have to accept that the movie isn't going to be as good as you wanted it to be. -- David Lea